Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Ancient Dream
From when I was 3 up until I was about 8, I kept on having a weird recurring dream.
At the time, I used to own a cheap video called 'Pickwick's Nursery Rhymes,' which looked like it was clubbed together for £20 during one long summer day with various substances involved. Like most adults with The Simpsons, I would compuslivly watch it once a day for over 3 years, which would have consequences later on.
I would dream that I was in my house, and at different points, there was a massive spider which would descend on me whenever I walked under it. Sounds OK, but considering you're 5 years old and can't tell the difference between dreams and reality, it's frightening.
I'd also like to thank those of you who've put a link to my site on your pages, despite the fact I haven't updated it for months. I will put a link to your sites on my page shortly.
At the time, I used to own a cheap video called 'Pickwick's Nursery Rhymes,' which looked like it was clubbed together for £20 during one long summer day with various substances involved. Like most adults with The Simpsons, I would compuslivly watch it once a day for over 3 years, which would have consequences later on.
I would dream that I was in my house, and at different points, there was a massive spider which would descend on me whenever I walked under it. Sounds OK, but considering you're 5 years old and can't tell the difference between dreams and reality, it's frightening.
I'd also like to thank those of you who've put a link to my site on your pages, despite the fact I haven't updated it for months. I will put a link to your sites on my page shortly.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
On da bus
Apparently, when you realise in a dream that you're dreaming, it makes the dream more magical and makes you more at ease in this weird world. I don't know how or why or even if people care, but it links a bit into my latest dream:
At the start of the dream, I am getting onto a bus. However, when I go to the top of the double decker, I realise that I am going the wrong direction to where I want to go and that some of my clothes are dispersed throughout the bus. I decide I want to get off the bus even though I am far away from my destination, so I pick up my clothes and get off the bus. However, when I get off the bus, I am at the place I wanted to go to in the first place. Immediately, I see lots of people running over to me on my arrival, which I identify as interviewers. For some reason, they ask me more about my comedy routine. As you have probably gathered from by blog, I'm not a very funny guy, which amazed me. However, after a second glance, I realise that these people are all people I know, and that this could only be a dream.
*END DREAM*
Also, I had a VERY quick dream where I was on the computer checking out the Particracy web site, and that my party, the Happy and Merry Party, had the most seats. However, this dream did't come to light in real life, with my party settling for the 5th biggest party in Dranland. Maybe this dream will become apparent soon.
At the start of the dream, I am getting onto a bus. However, when I go to the top of the double decker, I realise that I am going the wrong direction to where I want to go and that some of my clothes are dispersed throughout the bus. I decide I want to get off the bus even though I am far away from my destination, so I pick up my clothes and get off the bus. However, when I get off the bus, I am at the place I wanted to go to in the first place. Immediately, I see lots of people running over to me on my arrival, which I identify as interviewers. For some reason, they ask me more about my comedy routine. As you have probably gathered from by blog, I'm not a very funny guy, which amazed me. However, after a second glance, I realise that these people are all people I know, and that this could only be a dream.
*END DREAM*
Also, I had a VERY quick dream where I was on the computer checking out the Particracy web site, and that my party, the Happy and Merry Party, had the most seats. However, this dream did't come to light in real life, with my party settling for the 5th biggest party in Dranland. Maybe this dream will become apparent soon.
Friday, March 03, 2006
Strange dream
This is the first dream here, so I might as well start off with one that made no sense:
The dream starts with me on top of a hill. For some reason, I was also watching teletext at the same time. In my head, I was having these thoughts about the band, Franz Ferdinand and as I did teletext, the following 'facts' came up:
The dream starts with me on top of a hill. For some reason, I was also watching teletext at the same time. In my head, I was having these thoughts about the band, Franz Ferdinand and as I did teletext, the following 'facts' came up:
- Franz Ferdinand's song 'This Footballer' was inspired by Alex's (the lead singer) love of a famous Arsenal football player.
- During the FF weekend on Radio 1, 85 expletives had to be taken out while only 1 song was left untouched.
- Oliva Newton John was so impressed by FF's music, she later signed to their label and is planning to release a single with them.
END DREAM
Now fully conscious, I am aware how messed up these facts are as:
- In actual fact, there is no song by FF called This Footballer, but they do have one called This Fire
- Not only has there not been a FF weekend on Radio 1 (don't think they have enough for that yet) but none of their songs have any swear words in them
- My mind, for some reason, seems to have got Oliva and Kanye West mixed up, then added a bit about her joining their label.
It's amazing how messed up things can be in dreams.
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Welcome
Welcome to the start of my blog. In here I will be giving opinions about various things so remember to come back and see the wonders that is beanochris's Big Mouth.
